We approach a round man-hole cover looking thing on the sidewalk and I looked at it and it said "Storm Sewer." Ben lays down on the sidewalk and traces the letters with his finger.
Me: That's right! That spells storm!
Ben: That not spell storm! That spell BEN!!
Me: Right! That spells sewer!
Ben: That not spell sewer! That spell MOMMY!!
Only two years old and he already thinks that his mom is full of crap! :)